Thursday 11th of December 2008
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything".
That's quite a coincidence", said the engineer. "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything".
The lawyer thought for a moment, but was puzzled. Finally he asked the engineer, "How do you start a flood"?
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A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything".
That's quite a coincidence", said the engineer. "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything".
The lawyer thought for a moment, but was puzzled. Finally he asked the engineer, "How do you start a flood"?
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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