Just Got to Be Irish

So Paddy asks Murphy: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats"?

To which Murphy replies:

"You thick idiot - If they fell forwards they'd still be in the foockin’ boat".

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treat John to a coffee

...and maybe a sticky bun :)