Tuesday 12th of September 2006
A couple just got home from their honeymoon, and when the husband went back to his house after work he found that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and gathered up all his friends to search for his wife with no success.
Two days after his wife disappeared; the man returned home to find her in the kitchen. He asked her what she has been up to and why she hasn't been home or called.
She replied, "These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week".
The husband answered, "But it's only been two days. What do you mean a week"?
"I am only here to get something to eat".
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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A couple just got home from their honeymoon, and when the husband went back to his house after work he found that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and gathered up all his friends to search for his wife with no success.
Two days after his wife disappeared; the man returned home to find her in the kitchen. He asked her what she has been up to and why she hasn't been home or called.
She replied, "These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week".
The husband answered, "But it's only been two days. What do you mean a week"?
"I am only here to get something to eat".
source: http://johns-jokes.com
If there is anyone here who knows why these two should not be wed
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