Wednesday 28th of September 2005
There is a new virus. Its code name is "work." This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with this "work" virus, leave immediately, take two friends and go to the nearest bar. Order three beers, or a vodka, or several shots, and, after repeating this 10 to 14 times, you will find that "work" has been completely deleted from your brain.
Forward this warning immediately to at least five friends. Should you realize that you do not have five friends, this means that you are already infected by this virus, and "work" already controls your whole life.
This virus is deadly, and I apologize for not being able to warn you sooner.
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There is a new virus. Its code name is "work." This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with this "work" virus, leave immediately, take two friends and go to the nearest bar. Order three beers, or a vodka, or several shots, and, after repeating this 10 to 14 times, you will find that "work" has been completely deleted from your brain.
Forward this warning immediately to at least five friends. Should you realize that you do not have five friends, this means that you are already infected by this virus, and "work" already controls your whole life.
This virus is deadly, and I apologize for not being able to warn you sooner.
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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