Thursday 17th of November 2005
Little Johnny and Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2 x 3?' I said 6.
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3 x 2?'
"What's the fucking difference?" asks the father.
"That's what I said!"
Bran muffins
The life science examination
The moral of the story
Jane and Arlene
Arguing on the internet
enjoyed the jokes?
treat John to a coffee
...and maybe a sticky bun :)