Saturday 28th of April 2007
Little Johnny and his Grandma
Little Johnny was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten. His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful.
His grandmother remarked, "doesn't it look like an artist painted this scenery. Did you know God painted this just for you"?
Little Johnny said, "Yes, God did it and he did it left handed".
This confused his grandmother a bit, and she asked him "What makes you say God did this with his left hand"?
"Well," said Little Johnny, "we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on God's right hand"!
Mad Cow Disease Theory
The brain is a wonderful organ
House Trained
Petrol Substitute
Stopped by the police while driving home
enjoyed the jokes?
treat John to a coffee
...and maybe a sticky bun :)