Thursday 18th of May 2006
Little Johhny showed up late for school one day and the teacher asked why.
The johhny explained that a hole had been dug in the road for some waterworks maintenance and a horse had fallen in and hurt itself badly amongst other injuries it had a broken leg, the police were called and they had to shoot the horse.
The teacher, engrossed in the story, without thinking asked, 'Did they shoot the horse in the the hole?
To which the little Johhny replied, 'No, they shot it in the head!'
source: http://johns-jokes.com
Little Johnny and the horse with the broken leg
Little Johhny showed up late for school one day and the teacher asked why.
The johhny explained that a hole had been dug in the road for some waterworks maintenance and a horse had fallen in and hurt itself badly amongst other injuries it had a broken leg, the police were called and they had to shoot the horse.
The teacher, engrossed in the story, without thinking asked, 'Did they shoot the horse in the the hole?
To which the little Johhny replied, 'No, they shot it in the head!'
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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