Wednesday 26th of September 2007
The teacher announces, "The topic of the day is describe your mother to me as a bird, and tell me why".
She leaves the kiddies for a short while and then asks them their answers.
Kelly at the front goes first, "My Mummy's like a swan, because she's pretty and elegant".
"Thank you, Kelly", says teacher, and she continues going around the class.
Bobby says, "My Mummy's like a stork, cos she has babies and babies, and I have 7 brothers and 3 sisters".
"Thank you Bobby", says the teacher, and continues with the other students.
Finally there is no one left but Little Johnny, so the teacher finally asks him, "Johnny, what bird most resembles your mother"?
Little Johnny pipes up with, "A thrush"!
The teacher, thinking she may finally have a decent answer asks, "Why is that"?
Little Johnny replies, "Because she's an irritating cunt".
source: http://johns-jokes.com
Little Johnny asked by his teacher to describe his mother
The teacher announces, "The topic of the day is describe your mother to me as a bird, and tell me why".
She leaves the kiddies for a short while and then asks them their answers.
Kelly at the front goes first, "My Mummy's like a swan, because she's pretty and elegant".
"Thank you, Kelly", says teacher, and she continues going around the class.
Bobby says, "My Mummy's like a stork, cos she has babies and babies, and I have 7 brothers and 3 sisters".
"Thank you Bobby", says the teacher, and continues with the other students.
Finally there is no one left but Little Johnny, so the teacher finally asks him, "Johnny, what bird most resembles your mother"?
Little Johnny pipes up with, "A thrush"!
The teacher, thinking she may finally have a decent answer asks, "Why is that"?
Little Johnny replies, "Because she's an irritating cunt".
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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