Monday 24th of January 2005
Little Johnny was in his Kindergarten class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman. Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some screaming fag and take it up the ar*e."
The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring in and took little Johnny aside to ask him "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Johnny, "he really plays test cricket for England, but I was too embarrassed to say".
source: http://johns-jokes.com
Little Johnny asked by the teacher what his father did for a living
Little Johnny was in his Kindergarten class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman. Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some screaming fag and take it up the ar*e."
The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring in and took little Johnny aside to ask him "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Johnny, "he really plays test cricket for England, but I was too embarrassed to say".
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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