Friday 6th of February 2009
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human Beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.
Little Johnny raises his hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered'.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked little Johnny to describe the incident.
'Well', he began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard'!
'That must've been scary', said the teacher.
'It sure was,' said little Johnny. 'My kitty raised his back, went Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before he could say "Shit", the Rottweiler ate him'!
The teacher wet her pants laughing.
source: http://johns-jokes.com
Little Johnny in his Biology Class
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human Beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.
Little Johnny raises his hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered'.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked little Johnny to describe the incident.
'Well', he began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard'!
'That must've been scary', said the teacher.
'It sure was,' said little Johnny. 'My kitty raised his back, went Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before he could say "Shit", the Rottweiler ate him'!
The teacher wet her pants laughing.
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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