Thursday 31st of August 2006
A Filipino, a Black man, and a White guy are in a bar having a drink. A gorgeous woman comes up to them and says, "Whoever can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' in a creative sentence can have me for tonight."
So the White guy says, "I love liver and cheese."
She says, "That's not good enough."
The Black man says, "I hate liver and cheese."
She says, "That's not creative either."
Finally, the Filipino says, "Liver alone, cheese mine!"
source: http://johns-jokes.com
Liver & cheese
A Filipino, a Black man, and a White guy are in a bar having a drink. A gorgeous woman comes up to them and says, "Whoever can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' in a creative sentence can have me for tonight."
So the White guy says, "I love liver and cheese."
She says, "That's not good enough."
The Black man says, "I hate liver and cheese."
She says, "That's not creative either."
Finally, the Filipino says, "Liver alone, cheese mine!"
source: http://johns-jokes.com
If there is anyone here who knows why these two should not be wed
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