Saturday 25th of August 2007
Lots of Patience
An 80-year-old guy marries a 20 year old beauty. She, of course, is thinking about the inheritance that will soon come her way. She may even speed along the time that this inheritance arrives by giving the old guy a very active sex life.
So, imagine her distress when, on the third day of their honeymoon, she finds her new husband in bed with a 45 year old lady.
The young woman finally blurts out "What does she have, that I don't have?"
Her spouse replies, "Lots of patience."
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...and maybe a sticky bun :)