Monday 21st of February 2005
It's midnight on Christmas Eve, and a five year-old Luke Skywalker is fast asleep, but suddenly awakened by a crash and a cloud of soot coming from the fireplace. From down the chimney stepped not Santa, but Darth Vader!
'Luke', breathed Vader. 'See that gift over there under the tree? That's a cuddly Ewok, that is'.
'Stop'!, cried the infant Luke. 'You're spoiling the surprise'!
'Luke, that one there is a brand new light sabre', Vader continued.
'Don't tell me', said Luke, clamping his hands over his ears.
'Luke, the really big one is a replica of the Millenium Falcon', Vader concluded.
Luke tearfully asked, 'How do you know what Santa's brought me'?
Vader replied, 'Luke - I have felt your presents'.
source: http://johns-jokes.com
Luke Skywalker is suddenly awakened
It's midnight on Christmas Eve, and a five year-old Luke Skywalker is fast asleep, but suddenly awakened by a crash and a cloud of soot coming from the fireplace. From down the chimney stepped not Santa, but Darth Vader!
'Luke', breathed Vader. 'See that gift over there under the tree? That's a cuddly Ewok, that is'.
'Stop'!, cried the infant Luke. 'You're spoiling the surprise'!
'Luke, that one there is a brand new light sabre', Vader continued.
'Don't tell me', said Luke, clamping his hands over his ears.
'Luke, the really big one is a replica of the Millenium Falcon', Vader concluded.
Luke tearfully asked, 'How do you know what Santa's brought me'?
Vader replied, 'Luke - I have felt your presents'.
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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