Friday 29th of June 2007Moans
Moanin' Mike is sitting in his local bar with his buddies, sharing a beer and bragging about his sex life. Moanin' says, I have great sex with my wife. She's very vocal, she can really rattle the windows, and most of it really turns me on. I love it when she screams, 'Harder!' I love it when she screams, 'Faster'!!
"Man, you lucky dog"! Says his one buddy. "But come on and tell the truth, isn't there sometimes a problem with your sex life"?
"The only problem I have..." Moanin' Mike said dejectedly, "Is when she screams, 'Deeper"!!!
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