Thursday 6th of April 2006

Murphy's Technology Laws

Murphy's Technology Law # 1:
You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

Murphy's Technology Law # 2:
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Murphy's Technology Law # 3:
Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.

Murphy's Technology Law # 4:
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

Murphy's Technology Law # 5:
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he/she knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Murphy's Technology Law # 6:
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch to be sure.

Murphy's Technology Law # 7:
All great discoveries are made by mistake.

Murphy's Technology Law # 8:
Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.

Murphy's Technology Law # 9:
All's well that ends... period.

Murphy's Technology Law # 10:
A meeting is an event at which minutes are kept and hours are lost.

Murphy's Technology Law # 11:
The first myth of management is that it exists.

Murphy's Technology Law # 12:
A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.

Murphy's Technology Law # 13:
New systems generate new problems.

Murphy's Technology Law # 14:
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

Murphy's Technology Law # 15:
We don't know one-millionth of one percent about anything.

Murphy's Technology Law # 16:
Any given program, when running, is obsolete.

Murphy's Technology Law # 17:
A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make.


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