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Monday 3rd of October 2011

My New Year's Wish





Well in getting ready for my New Year's resolutions my friend asked me what one thing I would like to do in 2012 that I've never done before.


I told him "see my feet"!

scales see my feet



The correct way to weigh yourself and get the most accurate result
I can't believe I have been doing wrong all these years.
How to weigh oneself

We must get the word out to everyone!!!








Boffins have come up with a pill that will help obese people lose weight...

...they keep it at the end of an 800 m running track.








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