My Apologies to .........

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,

which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.

He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet,

he suffered from bad breath.
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This made him ... what?
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(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good:)
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A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

enjoyed the jokes?
treat John to a coffee

...and maybe a sticky bun :)