Thursday 26th of February 2009
My Son Did It
Tom in deep thoughts is very quiet. Jerry asks, "What is wrong with you, Tom"?
"Please don't ask".
"I'm your best friend. You can talk to me".
"My seven year old son made my secretary pregnant".
"That's not possible".
"No, he did".
"How"?
"He punctured my condoms"!
Safety at work you need the motor running
The Doctors Waiting Room
Remember those school field trips and farm sounds 
Say NO to Cadburys merging with Nestle
Safety at work Tower scaffolding
enjoyed the jokes?
treat John to a coffee
...and maybe a sticky bun :)