Tuesday 20th of November 2007
Never Lose a Small Young Relative
A heart-warming story...
My small grandson got lost at the shopping centre.
He approached a uniformed security guard and said,
"I've lost my granddad"!
The guard asked, "What's he like"?
The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied,
"Gin and tonic and women with big tits".
Much to their surprise the virgins awaiting Muslims in heaven were not what they expected
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enjoyed the jokes?
treat John to a coffee
...and maybe a sticky bun :)