Monday 22nd of October 2007
New Bumper Stickers
*Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!
*This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.
*This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one yet..
*Faster than a speeding ticket!
*Adults are just kids with money.
*T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female.
*You are right where you belong, behind me!
*YES this is my truck, NO I won't help you move! *Keep honking, I am
reloading!
*Do unto others before they do unto you.
*The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming
train.
*In theory, everything works.
*A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Did you know
Cant Miss Pick Up Lines
Mad Cow Disease Theory
The brain is a wonderful organ
House Trained
enjoyed the jokes?
treat John to a coffee
...and maybe a sticky bun :)