Thursday 18th of December 2008
I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one.
Symptoms:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice … done that!
2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail! … that too!
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person … yep!
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you … who me?
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment … well phooey!
6. Causes you to hit ‘SEND’ before you’ve finished … OH NO, not again!
7. Causes you to hit ‘DELETE’ instead of ‘SEND’ … and I just hate that!
8. Causes you to hit ‘SEND’ when you should ‘DELETE’ … Oh NO!!!
IT IS CALLED THE ‘C-NILE VIRUS’
THIS ONE YOU DON’T HAVE TO CHECK ON SNOPES!!!!
source: http://johns-jokes.com
New Virus Alert
I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one.
Symptoms:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice … done that!
2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail! … that too!
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person … yep!
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you … who me?
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment … well phooey!
6. Causes you to hit ‘SEND’ before you’ve finished … OH NO, not again!
7. Causes you to hit ‘DELETE’ instead of ‘SEND’ … and I just hate that!
8. Causes you to hit ‘SEND’ when you should ‘DELETE’ … Oh NO!!!
IT IS CALLED THE ‘C-NILE VIRUS’
THIS ONE YOU DON’T HAVE TO CHECK ON SNOPES!!!!
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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