Sunday 31st of August 2008
No Work Today
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
'What's the matter?' he asks.
'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice.
'What the hell is anal glaucoma?'
'I can't see my ass coming into work today.
Take a number
You want me to do what
If you are having a bad day remember it could be worse
Position is everything
The financial crisis on the street
enjoyed the jokes?
treat John to a coffee
...and maybe a sticky bun :)