Tuesday 22nd of July 2008
So this kid never says anything. He's ten years old and has never said a word his entire life. His parents are naturally overwrought with concern.
They take him to specialists, they read books on psychology, they do everything they can to pique his interest, but nothing seems to work.
They are literally at their wits end when one day at the dinner table, out of the blue, kid says -- "Soup's cold".
Needless to say his parents are completely in shock and, of course, at the same time overjoyed. "He can talk", blurts out the Mom!
Dad says, "After all this time, after all the therapy sessions, after everything we've done to try to get you to talk, how come you've never said anything"?
Kid says, "Well, up until now everything's been fine".
source: http://johns-jokes.com
Not one to complain...
So this kid never says anything. He's ten years old and has never said a word his entire life. His parents are naturally overwrought with concern.
They take him to specialists, they read books on psychology, they do everything they can to pique his interest, but nothing seems to work.
They are literally at their wits end when one day at the dinner table, out of the blue, kid says -- "Soup's cold".
Needless to say his parents are completely in shock and, of course, at the same time overjoyed. "He can talk", blurts out the Mom!
Dad says, "After all this time, after all the therapy sessions, after everything we've done to try to get you to talk, how come you've never said anything"?
Kid says, "Well, up until now everything's been fine".
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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