Tuesday 23rd of June 2009
The English hobo had been hopping on trains for three days.
Arrived at this quaint village and decided to stop for a bite.
Stopped in front of "GEORGE AND THE DRAGON", a pub that had just closed for the afternoon.
He knocked at the door and a barmaid opened.
"Luv, I've been on the road, have no money and haven't eaten for three days. Could you spare...."
"You useless bum!! GET LOST" and slammed the door in the hobo's face.
Undaunted, he knocks again and before the barmaid could say anything..
"I'd like a word with George, please".
source: http://johns-jokes.com
Old English joke about a hobo
The English hobo had been hopping on trains for three days.
Arrived at this quaint village and decided to stop for a bite.
Stopped in front of "GEORGE AND THE DRAGON", a pub that had just closed for the afternoon.
He knocked at the door and a barmaid opened.
"Luv, I've been on the road, have no money and haven't eaten for three days. Could you spare...."
"You useless bum!! GET LOST" and slammed the door in the hobo's face.
Undaunted, he knocks again and before the barmaid could say anything..
"I'd like a word with George, please".
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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