Sunday 9th of April 2006
OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balance.
OLD ALCOHOLICS never die, they just lose their spirit.
OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their class.
OLD ARTISTS never die, they just get the brush-off.
OLD BANKERS never die, they just lose interest.
OLD DEANS never die, they just lose their faculties.
OLD LAWYERS never die, they just loose their briefs.
OLD LAWYERS never die, they just lose their appeal.
OLD PHOTOGRAPHERS never die, they just lose their focus.
OLD POSTMEN never die, they just lose their zip.
OLD HOOKERS never die, they just get laid off.
OLD INVESTORS never die, they just roll over.
OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just loose their memory.
OLD SOLDIERS never die, . . . just young ones!
OLD GOLFERS never die... they just lose their balls!
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OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balance.
OLD ALCOHOLICS never die, they just lose their spirit.
OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their class.
OLD ARTISTS never die, they just get the brush-off.
OLD BANKERS never die, they just lose interest.
OLD DEANS never die, they just lose their faculties.
OLD LAWYERS never die, they just loose their briefs.
OLD LAWYERS never die, they just lose their appeal.
OLD PHOTOGRAPHERS never die, they just lose their focus.
OLD POSTMEN never die, they just lose their zip.
OLD HOOKERS never die, they just get laid off.
OLD INVESTORS never die, they just roll over.
OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just loose their memory.
OLD SOLDIERS never die, . . . just young ones!
OLD GOLFERS never die... they just lose their balls!
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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