Wednesday 30th of July 2008
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Below Average Pilot = Unequal number of takeoffs and landings.
Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.
Bundy - Because you can't solve the worlds problems over white wine.
Cards is like sex, if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
Cats: The other white meat.
Common sense is the least common of all senses.
Copy from one is plagiarism. Copy from two is research.
Crime doesn't pay, Does that mean my job is a crime?
Crashing is the only thing windows does quickly.
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
Does the information highway have any rest stops?
Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it!
Don't rush me, I get paid by the hour.
Don't start with me, You won't win.
Don't steal, The government hates competition.
source: http://johns-jokes.com
One liners: B - D
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Below Average Pilot = Unequal number of takeoffs and landings.
Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.
Bundy - Because you can't solve the worlds problems over white wine.
Cards is like sex, if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
Cats: The other white meat.
Common sense is the least common of all senses.
Copy from one is plagiarism. Copy from two is research.
Crime doesn't pay, Does that mean my job is a crime?
Crashing is the only thing windows does quickly.
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
Does the information highway have any rest stops?
Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it!
Don't rush me, I get paid by the hour.
Don't start with me, You won't win.
Don't steal, The government hates competition.
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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We do not tell Dirty, offensive and rude jokes but you can! 'even good for adults and youngsters suffering Acne :)
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