Thursday 21st of December 2006
One night, a horny old geezer decides to get himself a hooker.
Since the man doesn't have much money, he looks for the
cheapest prostitute in the nearest Red Light District. A short
while later, he finds what he's looking for and spends
$10 on her.
The next morning, the old geezer wakes up and discovers he has
the crabs. So, he gets dressed and heads down to where he had
been the night before.
He notices the same hooker on the street corner so he marches
over and says, "You gave me the crabs!"
The hooker replies, "What did you expect for $10, lobster?"
source: http://johns-jokes.com
One night, a horny old geezer...
One night, a horny old geezer decides to get himself a hooker.
Since the man doesn't have much money, he looks for the
cheapest prostitute in the nearest Red Light District. A short
while later, he finds what he's looking for and spends
$10 on her.
The next morning, the old geezer wakes up and discovers he has
the crabs. So, he gets dressed and heads down to where he had
been the night before.
He notices the same hooker on the street corner so he marches
over and says, "You gave me the crabs!"
The hooker replies, "What did you expect for $10, lobster?"
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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