Thursday 15th of November 2007
There was a little boy who loved to dress up like a cowboy and pretend that he was one. His mother gave him some money one day to go to the local soda fountain and buy a sundae.
As the little boy ordered the sundae, the waitress asked him, "Do you want one scoop or two"?
The little boy said, "Two, please".
Then the waitress asked, "Do you you want chocolate sauce"?
The little boy replied, "Yes, please".
Then the waitress asked the little boy, "Do you want your nuts crushed"?
The little boy pulled his toy gun out, pointed it at the waitress and said, "Do you want your tits shot off"?
source: http://johns-jokes.com
Playing Cowboy
There was a little boy who loved to dress up like a cowboy and pretend that he was one. His mother gave him some money one day to go to the local soda fountain and buy a sundae.
As the little boy ordered the sundae, the waitress asked him, "Do you want one scoop or two"?
The little boy said, "Two, please".
Then the waitress asked, "Do you you want chocolate sauce"?
The little boy replied, "Yes, please".
Then the waitress asked the little boy, "Do you want your nuts crushed"?
The little boy pulled his toy gun out, pointed it at the waitress and said, "Do you want your tits shot off"?
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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