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Little Johnny and Little Mary were playing doctor, on the back porch one day. Little Mary's mom happened to walk out and see them.

Shocked and furious she said "You're gonna get a good lickin' when daddy gets home,"

Mary replied, "But that's what Johnny's been doing all afternoon!"

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treat John to a coffee

...and maybe a sticky bun :)