Thursday 5th of May 2005
He didn't like the casserole,
And he didn't like my cake.
My biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right,
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer,
I was looking for a clue;
Then I turned around and smacked him...
Like his Mother used to do.
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He didn't like the casserole,
And he didn't like my cake.
My biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right,
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer,
I was looking for a clue;
Then I turned around and smacked him...
Like his Mother used to do.
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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