Saturday 24th of May 2008
A man was on trial for selling drugs, and a neighbour was called as a witness.
The defense attorney asked, "Did you ever get any cocaine or other drugs from the defendant"?
"No sir", answered the man.
"Did you ever get any from his wife"?
"No sir".
"Did you ever get any from his daughters"?
"Uh--excuse me sir," the witness said, "but we are still talking about drugs here, right"?
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Question Clarification
A man was on trial for selling drugs, and a neighbour was called as a witness.
The defense attorney asked, "Did you ever get any cocaine or other drugs from the defendant"?
"No sir", answered the man.
"Did you ever get any from his wife"?
"No sir".
"Did you ever get any from his daughters"?
"Uh--excuse me sir," the witness said, "but we are still talking about drugs here, right"?
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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