Monday 25th of December 2006
Quickie
John & Marsha decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with an ice lolly and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot" he shouted.
A few moments passed.
"An ambulance just drove by"
A few moments later,
"Looks like the Anderson's have company" he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike...."
"The Coopers are having sex!!"
Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!!
Dad cautiously asked "How do you know they are having sex??"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing out on his balcony with an ice lolly too."
A Flat chested Young Lady Went To Dr. Smith
A John Cleese Message to All Usa Citizens
The Circle of Life
The Donkey that fell down the well
Life is short so play naked
enjoyed the jokes?
treat John to a coffee
...and maybe a sticky bun :)
