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Friday 29th of December 2006

Quotes from Some Girls



To the Girls!!

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what happened. -Cora Harvey Armstrong-


Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies (Unknown) aka Helen Matz


The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy--Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber-


My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being – hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck-


Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis-


Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen-


If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine-


I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.-Roseanne Barr-


Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson-


Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt-

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