Sunday 2nd of April 2006
Sam was out shopping in the mall when he meets his friend Abe outside the jewelers.
Sam notices that Abe has a small gift-wrapped box in his hand.
"So what have you just purchased Abe" Sam asks?
"Well, now that you've asked," replies Abe, "it's my Sharon's birthday tomorrow and when I asked her this morning what she wanted for her birthday she said, 'Oh, I don't know, dear, just give me something with a lot of diamonds in it'".
"So what did you get her" Sam asks?
Abe replies, smiling, "I bought her a deck of cards".
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Sharon's birthday present
Sam was out shopping in the mall when he meets his friend Abe outside the jewelers.
Sam notices that Abe has a small gift-wrapped box in his hand.
"So what have you just purchased Abe" Sam asks?
"Well, now that you've asked," replies Abe, "it's my Sharon's birthday tomorrow and when I asked her this morning what she wanted for her birthday she said, 'Oh, I don't know, dear, just give me something with a lot of diamonds in it'".
"So what did you get her" Sam asks?
Abe replies, smiling, "I bought her a deck of cards".
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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