Tuesday 11th of April 2006

Snowplow warning


Norman and his blonde wife live in Northern Colorado. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to get 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."


Norman's wife moves her car to the even numbered side of the street.



A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."



Norman's wife moves her car again, this time to the odd numbered side of the street.



The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says......We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park your car......................"......THEN all of the electric power goes out !!!



Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says to her husband................."Honey, I don't know what to do..... Which side of the street do I need to park the car on so the snow plow can get through?"



With the love and understanding in his voice like all men exhibit.... who are married to Blondes Norman says..................










"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"


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