Wednesday 13th of September 2006
The couple had split-up a few months ago but still remained good friends, which worked out nicely since they lived in the same apartment building.
One day the man slipped on the ice and broke his arm. He met his ex in the elevator and she asked if there was anything she could do to help.
He said, "Well, if it's not too much trouble, could you help me take a bath?"
She readily agreed and soon was washing him when she saw a gradual erection begin to appear.
"Now isn't that sweet," she cooed. "Look, it still recognizes me."
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Still good friends
The couple had split-up a few months ago but still remained good friends, which worked out nicely since they lived in the same apartment building.
One day the man slipped on the ice and broke his arm. He met his ex in the elevator and she asked if there was anything she could do to help.
He said, "Well, if it's not too much trouble, could you help me take a bath?"
She readily agreed and soon was washing him when she saw a gradual erection begin to appear.
"Now isn't that sweet," she cooed. "Look, it still recognizes me."
source: http://johns-jokes.com
If there is anyone here who knows why these two should not be wed
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