Saturday 13th of August 2005
An Aussie, a Yank and a Canadian were telling tall tales.
The Aussie said, "In Australia we have sheep that are so big they take all day to be shorn."
The Yank said, "That's nothing, in Texas our cattle are so big the steaks have to be turned with a fork lift."
The Canadian said, "That's nothing, we have women with pussies this big," and he stretched his hands as wide as they'd go.
"How do you screw them then?" asked the Yank.
"They stretch," said the Canadian
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The Aussie, a Yank and a Canadian
An Aussie, a Yank and a Canadian were telling tall tales.
The Aussie said, "In Australia we have sheep that are so big they take all day to be shorn."
The Yank said, "That's nothing, in Texas our cattle are so big the steaks have to be turned with a fork lift."
The Canadian said, "That's nothing, we have women with pussies this big," and he stretched his hands as wide as they'd go.
"How do you screw them then?" asked the Yank.
"They stretch," said the Canadian
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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