Tuesday 14th of November 2006
The Circle of Life by Woody Allen
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your firstday.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You party, you're carefree And you get ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
Update from: Howard
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source: http://johns-jokes.com
The Circle of Life
The Circle of Life by Woody Allen
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your firstday.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You party, you're carefree And you get ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
Update from: Howard
.
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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