Friday 28th of August 2009
There was a man who had his arm shot off in a war. The doctors replaced it with an electric one, that performed whatever instructions he game it, simply by talking to it.
One day he went into a pub toilet. He said "Undo Zip
" so the arm undid his zip.
He said "Ready, aim, fire!" so he started to pee.
Then he saw a condom machine on the wall that was labelled as '£10 for 2!'
"RIP OFF!" he shouted.
His screams were heard throughout the bar..
.
source: http://johns-jokes.com
The Electric Arm Replacement
There was a man who had his arm shot off in a war. The doctors replaced it with an electric one, that performed whatever instructions he game it, simply by talking to it.
One day he went into a pub toilet. He said "Undo Zip
" so the arm undid his zip.
He said "Ready, aim, fire!" so he started to pee.
Then he saw a condom machine on the wall that was labelled as '£10 for 2!'
"RIP OFF!" he shouted.
His screams were heard throughout the bar..
.
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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