Tuesday 29th of November 2011
The Pearl Necklace Gift
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed, that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means"?
"I promise, that you will know tonight, my love" he said.
That evening, the man came home a little late from work with a small package and gave it to his eager wife with a smile.
She was brimming with anticipation as she unwrapped the thoughtful gift.
After removing the rose colored gift wrap she discovered a book entitled....
"The meaning of dreams"!!!
...on the sofa again :(
The Tenth Key to Success
Download music goto jail card
Can You Wait Three Months
In case of emergency
Biggest difference between music and porn
enjoyed the jokes?
treat John to a coffee
...and maybe a sticky bun :)