Friday 5th of January 2007
A blonde began a job as a primary school counsellor, and she was most eager to help. One day during break time she noticed this boy standing all by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of football at the other. Sandy approached him and asked if he was alright.
The boy said he was.
A little while later, however, she noticed the boy was still in the same spot and still by himself.
Approaching again, Sandy said, "Would you like me to be your friend?"
The boy hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously.
Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here all by yourself?"
"Because," the little boy said, "I'm the fooking goalie!"
source: http://johns-jokes.com
The Primary School Counsellor
A blonde began a job as a primary school counsellor, and she was most eager to help. One day during break time she noticed this boy standing all by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of football at the other. Sandy approached him and asked if he was alright.
The boy said he was.
A little while later, however, she noticed the boy was still in the same spot and still by himself.
Approaching again, Sandy said, "Would you like me to be your friend?"
The boy hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously.
Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here all by yourself?"
"Because," the little boy said, "I'm the fooking goalie!"
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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