Saturday 25th of February 2006
A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring run....run!
The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!
A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!
The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up
yelling R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!
All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused.
A friendly fan, sensing his embarassment whisper, He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls.
After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, Walk with pr-r-ride man!
source: http://johns-jokes.com
The Scot watching his first American baseball game
A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring run....run!
The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!
A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!
The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up
yelling R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!
All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused.
A friendly fan, sensing his embarassment whisper, He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls.
After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, Walk with pr-r-ride man!
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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