Saturday 2nd of June 2007
Chuck was always shy with girls. One evening, he got his best friend, Bob, to go with him to a singles bar. Bob, being very experienced, was supposed to help Chuck in his quest for female companionship, and sexual companionship.
One sweet young thing in the room noticed Chuck, thought he was cute, and decided to make contact with him. Since she was a little shy, she could not just go up to him, but had to use gestures.
"Bob," Chuck said. "That girl over there is giving me the eye. What should I do?"
"Give her the eye back," replied Bob. So Chuck, as best as he could, gave her the eye. A few moments passed.
"Bob," said Chuck, now getting rather excited. "She's smiling at me. What do I do?"
"Smile back," was the reply. So Chuck, trying to appear cool and calm, smiled back. A few more moments passed.
"Bob!" exclaimed Chuck. "She bent over and showed me her tits. Now what do I do?"
"Show her your nuts," Bob calmly replied.
So Chuck turned toward the girl, stuck his thumbs in his ears, and waving his fingers stuck out his tongue, and wiggling it, exclaimed, "Bluble, bluble, bluble!"
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The Shy Guy in the Singles Bar
Chuck was always shy with girls. One evening, he got his best friend, Bob, to go with him to a singles bar. Bob, being very experienced, was supposed to help Chuck in his quest for female companionship, and sexual companionship.
One sweet young thing in the room noticed Chuck, thought he was cute, and decided to make contact with him. Since she was a little shy, she could not just go up to him, but had to use gestures.
"Bob," Chuck said. "That girl over there is giving me the eye. What should I do?"
"Give her the eye back," replied Bob. So Chuck, as best as he could, gave her the eye. A few moments passed.
"Bob," said Chuck, now getting rather excited. "She's smiling at me. What do I do?"
"Smile back," was the reply. So Chuck, trying to appear cool and calm, smiled back. A few more moments passed.
"Bob!" exclaimed Chuck. "She bent over and showed me her tits. Now what do I do?"
"Show her your nuts," Bob calmly replied.
So Chuck turned toward the girl, stuck his thumbs in his ears, and waving his fingers stuck out his tongue, and wiggling it, exclaimed, "Bluble, bluble, bluble!"
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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