Friday 10th of February 2006
While visiting his niece, an elderly man had what was apparently a stroke. The woman drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face.
Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid that your uncle's brain is dead, but his
heart is still beating."
"Oh, dear," cried the woman, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock. "We've never had a Democrat in the family before!" laugh.gif
source: http://johns-jokes.com
The Stroke
While visiting his niece, an elderly man had what was apparently a stroke. The woman drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face.
Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid that your uncle's brain is dead, but his
heart is still beating."
"Oh, dear," cried the woman, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock. "We've never had a Democrat in the family before!" laugh.gif
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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