Saturday 11th of April 2009
The Best Engine Design
In 1912, the world famous Austrian gynecologist, Dr. Hermann Otto Kloepneckler, M.D., Ph.D. published the following.
The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks. Its only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental.
Another one from: Howard
I am getting so old that
A new ending for an old fairy tale
Yes I have paid my tax
Montana State Trooper on patrol
Do Crappie
enjoyed the jokes?
treat John to a coffee
...and maybe a sticky bun :)