Friday 26th of August 2005
An elderly couple in a retirement community was surprised by a knock on their door late one night. Morris, the husband got up to answer the door, only to find a huge and intimidating man staring back at him.
"Oh, this is terrible! I'm going to be robbed and lose all my money!" the old man screamed.
"I'm not a robber," said the man in disgust. "I am a rapist."
"Oh, thank goodness!" said Morris with much relief. Then he shouted, "Elaine, it's for you!"
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The elderly couple
An elderly couple in a retirement community was surprised by a knock on their door late one night. Morris, the husband got up to answer the door, only to find a huge and intimidating man staring back at him.
"Oh, this is terrible! I'm going to be robbed and lose all my money!" the old man screamed.
"I'm not a robber," said the man in disgust. "I am a rapist."
"Oh, thank goodness!" said Morris with much relief. Then he shouted, "Elaine, it's for you!"
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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