Wednesday 21st of June 2006
A woman was very nervous about her first date with a man she'd been attracted to for a long time.
When her first date drove to her house to pick her up for dinner, she started to feel gassy and realized the chilli she'd had for lunch had been a bad idea.
Her first date, being a gentlemen, opened the car door for her ane let her climb in, carefully closing it behind her. As he walked around to his side, she farted loudly and quickly opened the window and began fanning.
She was horrified when he got in and pointed to the back seat saying "Have you met Ruth and Bob?"
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The first date with a man that she had fancied for a long time...
A woman was very nervous about her first date with a man she'd been attracted to for a long time.
When her first date drove to her house to pick her up for dinner, she started to feel gassy and realized the chilli she'd had for lunch had been a bad idea.
Her first date, being a gentlemen, opened the car door for her ane let her climb in, carefully closing it behind her. As he walked around to his side, she farted loudly and quickly opened the window and began fanning.
She was horrified when he got in and pointed to the back seat saying "Have you met Ruth and Bob?"
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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