The Head Waiter

The head waiter of a five-star, elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in ragged, frayed and torn shorts, dirty t-shirt, worn sandals, long stringy dirty hair and a beard with flecks of long-ago food marched right towards him. The man said, "Yo,bucko, where's your crapper?"

The head waiter calmly replied, "Go down the hall and turn left. When you see the sign marked 'Gentlemen', pay absolutely no attention to it and go right inside."

The Rules of ChocolateBilly Connollys Desiderata........ excerpt from his bookThe female brain cellenjoyed the jokes?
treat John to a coffee

...and maybe a sticky bun :)