Monday 27th of June 2005
The Headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.
"I've got a perfect cure for a headache," said his buddy Trevor. "Whenever I have a headache I head home and I get my wife to give me a long, slow, wet blowjob. Never fails."
A week went by and they were in the bar again, talking. "Did you try my headache cure," asked Trevor.
"Yeah," said Phil, "Worked great! I had no idea how nice your house was, too!"
The Rules of Chocolate
Billy Connollys Desiderata........ excerpt from his book
The female brain cell
enjoyed the jokes?
treat John to a coffee
...and maybe a sticky bun :)