Wednesday 1st of June 2005
An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York with 2000 yen and walked out with $72.
The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen and was handed $66.
He asked the teller why he got less money than he had got the previous week.
The lady answered, "Fluctuations"
The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, he turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans too!"
source: http://johns-jokes.com
The (i)rate of exchange
An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York with 2000 yen and walked out with $72.
The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen and was handed $66.
He asked the teller why he got less money than he had got the previous week.
The lady answered, "Fluctuations"
The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, he turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans too!"
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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